Spellchoke

An imagined scenario of a randy little laptop whose spellcheck’s gone berserk.

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Spellchoke

 
Spellcheck Gone Wild
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stranding at liver revel
in this amassing george
glazing upon this malificent wonderful
cut by lime and curtains
into the great cock of the girth
I marbel at the powder
at the booty
at the degeneration
of this repentantless liver
scalping this malignent worm
tumblering tumescently
in cynical charity
over bowlers and faults
ever awkward
 
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Spellcheck Gone Right
~

standing at river level
in this amazing gorge
gazing upon this magnificent waterfall
cut by time and current
into the great rock of the earth
I marvel at the power
at the beauty
at the determination
of the relentless river
sculpting this majestic work
tumbling timelessly
in crystal clarity
over boulders and falls
ever onward

~ ~ ~

rob kistner © 2019

 

32AD0E85-B0A5-4D6D-B19A-E51CD04E0C53DAY 14

 

Brash & Bold


A poem featuring slant rhyme in response to Grace’s request at dVerse.

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Brash & Bold

~

this Spring stream runs crystal clear, snow melt cold,
here strong young trout stir restless in their lair
the chill of current makes them brash and bold

morning hatch has them eager to explode
up through ripples into the morning air
from Spring’s stream so crystal clear, snow melt cold

I walk the bank alert but stay composed
searching for the best stream side view, of where
the chill of current has trout brash and bold

it’s in the brisk slack water big ones hold
ready to strike the tempting air borne fare
as Spring streams run crystal clear, snow melt cold

soon a mountain stream drama will unfold
when a mighty rainbow engulfs its prey
‘cause chill of current made it brash and bold

oh what a mighty wonder to behold
a rainbow breaking water with a flair
when Spring streams run crystal clear, snow melt cold
and chill of current makes trout brash and bold

~ ~ ~

rob kistner © 2019

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  • The Cast


    A nature poem in response to Linda Lee Lyberg’s “water” prompt at dVerse.

     

     

    The Cast

    ~

    cliff-climbing conifers
    stir in the brisk dawn
    as breezes waft the gorge
    rustle my jacket
    nip my cheeks

    across the casual rapids
    near the stony shore
    rainbows surface in slack water
    hungrily gulping morning hatch

    my most recent offering undulates past
    in the glinting chatter of spring flow
    unacknowledged

    chuckling
    I turn

    elbow steady
    I begin to rotate my lengthy bamboo
    behind to two PM.
    silently stripping the slender thread
    from current’s surface
    leaving a razor crease
    disappearing quick as it comes

    the lacquered rod bends forward as I lift
    then slowly flexes back
    the line arcs behind in flight
    trailing silvery spray

    backward pressure builds
    as line nears full unfurling
    but just before
    a smooth return
    slowly brings the shaft
    again to ten AM

    now
    I feel the forward pull of the soaring mass
    as overhead the line recoils
    midair

    the glass-green fiber
    rolls out ahead
    over azure ripples

    the singing strand painting an “S”
    in the cloudless sky

    quick
    smooth
    and quiet
    the line is re-wed to stream

    the feathered morsel at the tip
    offered yet again
    coaxing a ready trout
    to rise
    and strike

    ~ ~ ~

    rob kistner © 2019

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    32AD0E85-B0A5-4D6D-B19A-E51CD04E0C53DAY 11

    The Gift


     
    The Gift

    ~

    unworthy fool am I

    to ignore it
    to abuse it
    to mistreat it
    to misuse it
    to mishandle it at every turn

    no way am I deserving

    yet over and over
    you lay it at my feet
    to protect each step
    on life’s harsh road

    time after time
    you wrap it round me
    as shelter
    from sorrow’s storm

    again and again
    it nurtures and sustains me
    on my journey through
    the wastelands of the lonely

    this light
    this precious treasure

    no way do I deserve
    but forever will I cherish
    your soul gift
    of selfless love

    would I could give you
    such a gift in return
    it would be my purest
    my most unselfish gift

    a gift golden as the sun
    tied in a tinsel of stars
    to nurture you always
    to keep you radiant

    my most precious gift
    of a love supreme

    ~ ~ ~

    rob kistner © 2019

     

    32AD0E85-B0A5-4D6D-B19A-E51CD04E0C53DAY 7

    The Leap

     

    The Leap

    ~

    she need not be frightened
    she knows the moves
    sees the steps
    clearly in her mind

    she knows the stride
    the position of her body
    just before elevation

    she understands the speed
    the run up
    the lead foot
    the plant angle
    the knee bend
    the thrust

    she has done this
    literally thousands of repetitions
    no need for trepidation

    she knows the energy of the moment
    of the crowd
    as they anticipate
    as she anticipates
    the lift off
    the rise

    the glorious weightlessness
    the thrill of flying
    the feel of returning to earth
    to her toes
    her feet
    how to offset the momentum

    she knows

    to snap to a graceful stop
    come to point
    straight and strong
    arms raised and extended

    the applause
    that exhilaration

    she knows this all
    to her bones

    she can do this
    in her sleep

    she has this mastered
    she is a master dancer

    but

    that flash of doubt
    what if I can’t

    and again
    she fails

    there is now one leap
    she fears she cannot master

    the leap
    back through time
    to her youth
    to her glory
    her invincibility

    still
    she leaps

    she will always
    leap

    ~ ~ ~

    rob kistner © 2019

     

    32AD0E85-B0A5-4D6D-B19A-E51CD04E0C53DAY 6

    Land of Waterfalls

    I live in the Pacific Northwest of the United States. The three states that make up this corner of our country are Washington, Oregon, and Idaho. These three states are very mountainess, and in comparison to the eastern part of our country, the Pacific Northwest mountains are tall, young, and rugged. Hundreds of beautiful, wild waterfalls can be found throughout the region. This is a land of waterfalls. Shown here are three famous examples.
     

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    Multnomah Falls, Oregon

     

    Land of Waterfalls

    ~

    standing at river level
    in this amazing gorge
    gazing upon this magnificent waterfall
    cut by time and current
    into the great rock of the earth
    I marvel at the power
    at the beauty
    at the determination
    of the relentless river
    sculpting this majestic work
    tumbling timelessly
    in crystal clarity
    over boulders and falls
    ever onward

     
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    Snoqualmie Falls, Washington

    Shoshone Falls on the Snake River, near Twin Falls, Idaho
    Shoshone Falls, Idaho

    ~ ~ ~

    rob kistner © 2019

     

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    32AD0E85-B0A5-4D6D-B19A-E51CD04E0C53DAY 5

  • Secret Cascade

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    Secret Cascade

    ~

    very deep in the ancient wood
    secreted among the old-growth
    nestles a serene forest clearing
    /// \\\
    soft filtered sunlight falls in rays
    gently through the green canopy
    enwraps golden the sacred space
    /// \\\
    a breeze stirs quietly overhead
    rustling brightly in the treetops
    whispering of nature’s memories
    /// \\\
    a downed Douglas Fir slumbers
    snug centuries in its moss blanket
    wrapped in earth’s final embrace
    /// \\\
    beyond to the left a hidden path
    breaks subtly through the trees
    offers a glimpse of rushing blue
    /// \\\
    the voice of falling water calls to me through the opening
    I approach drawn hypnotically by unquenchable curiosity
    there before me a powerful river urgently bounds and rolls
    then it disappears over the horizon as though into forever
    /// \\\
    as I come closer I see the current of this tenacious stream
    has with patience cut deep into this great rock of the earth
    freeing itself to spill over – folding in misty layered curtains
    into a roiling azure pool then over again to course further
    /// \\\
    I marvel so at the power at the beauty at the determination
    of this relentless river ever sculpting this majestic artwork
    tumbling timelessly in crystal clarity over boulder and falls
    ever onward as if spurred by need to join all waters of earth

    /// \\\
    time suspends >> the world’s in balance >> life aligns for a perfect moment

    ~

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    Photo of a kayaker running Bridal Veil Falls, Oregon, the inspiration for this poem.

    ~ ~ ~

    rob kistner © 2019

    The concrete form of this poem is intended to mimic the double cascade waterfall as seen in the picture just above here in this post.

     

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    32AD0E85-B0A5-4D6D-B19A-E51CD04E0C53DAY 4

  • Silence

     

    Silence

    ~

    at the threshold
    he hesitates

    their eyes meet
    hold
    each wanting to speak

    …silence

    she sighes
    looks away

    he drops his head
    exhales
    pushes open the door
    steps through

    walks on
    not looking back

    it has all been said

    ~ ~ ~

    rob kistner © 2019

     

    32AD0E85-B0A5-4D6D-B19A-E51CD04E0C53DAY 4

    Like a Prayer

    The pristine Clackamas River near Oregon City, Oregon.

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    Like a Prayer

    ~

    standing at water’s edge
    gazing up the canyon
    cut by time and current
    in the great rock of the earth

    I marvel at the energy
    the beauty
    at the tenacity
    of this pristine stream
    sculpting this magnificence

    it tumbles in sterling clarity
    over boulder and falls
    ever onward

    tireless
    timeless

    captivated
    I lift my head
    listening

    the breeze murmurs
    whispering through the boughs
    of the towering pines

    it wafts down the lofty climbs
    brushes my face gently
    tosses my hair
    dances past me
    round the bend

    a quick soft breath
    escapes my lips
    like a prayer

    the sun paints the day
    in spectral golden rays

    I’m enthralled
    breathless ‘midst this beauty
    thankful for the gift of life

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    Clackamas River in Oregon, western foothills of Mt. Hood

    ~ ~ ~

    rob kistner © 2019

     

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    32AD0E85-B0A5-4D6D-B19A-E51CD04E0C53DAY 3
  • The Sudden Doe

    This was inspired by Gary Snyder (born May 8, 1930). Gary is an American poet (often associated with the Beat Generation and the San Francisco Renaissance), as well as an essayist, lecturer, and environmental activist — frequently described as the “poet laureate of Deep Ecology”. Snyder is a winner of a Pulitzer Prize for Poetry. His work, in his various roles, reflects an immersion in both Buddhist spirituality and nature – to which I strongly relate.

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    Gary Snyder

    He grew up near where I lived 25 years in Portland Oregon and attended Reed College there. He was friends with Allan Ginsberg, Jack Kerouac, Lawrence Ferlinghetti, and most of the beat writers – the majority of whom had urban backgrounds. Gary spent much of his youth, including his college years, hiking and working in the Northwest backcountry. This experience and his interest in things rural, made him appear exotic to his Beat Generation peers — who often referred to Snyder as ‘the Thoreau of the Beat Generation’

    A world traveler, with a fondness for the Far East; Gary spent many years exploring and living in the wilderness of the western United States, especially the Pacific Northwest. He loves this region, as I do 30 years now, having just moved from Oregon to Washington. His work is strongly influenced by this love. I offer this poem I’ve written in the spirit of Gary Snyder! It recounts a wonderful experience I had on one of my many Lost Lake hikes, high up in the Cascade Mountains, out of Zig Zag Oregon, on the western slope of Mt Hood.

     

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    Mt. Hood over Lost Lake, Oregon

     

    The Sudden Doe

    ~

    hiking lost lake
    my footfalls
    drum the root chambers
    of the cascade mountain old growth

    each step cushioned
    by centuries of needle-drop
    in this ancient forest

    rounding a bend in the trail
    brushing through waist-high fern
    I crest a knoll
    and stop

    mesmerized

    light drifts down dreamlike
    filtered by the woodland canopy
    settling soft around me

    far off
    a glimpse
    of azure waters

    suddenly
    I’m startled

    a beautiful young doe
    bounds onto the path
    just in front of me
    standing
    proud
    golden in the glow

    she considers me briefly
    then disappears

    quick as a stolen glance
    quiet as passing time

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    ~ ~ ~

    rob kistner © 2019


     
    hiking
    Old growth on Lost Lake trail

     

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    32AD0E85-B0A5-4D6D-B19A-E51CD04E0C53DAY 2

    Innocent Impulse

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    Innocent Impulse

    ~

    I first met her on April Fools Day, April 1st, 1963. She was 16, as was I, but she was certainly no fool. In this young man’s eyes, she was absolutely beautiful – and sexxxy! We became part of a summer group of close friends that met everyday at the local swimming pool – and every night in the park by the bandstand, where they would spin our favorite 45’s. Young, immature, each to different degrees, but with healthy bodies, pumping with testosterone and estrogen – the hormones of desire. Tender flesh, slathered in suntan lotion, beaded with pool water – or sweat pearls, aglow in the heat of a Midwest summer night. She was my wanton wench and I was her potent pirate – both hungry teenage free spirits.

    Yet, we were both foolhardy innocents, caught up in that naive time of the summer of ‘63, before the tragedies of the 1960’s, that began in November of that year, at Dealy Plaza, in Dallas Texas. We were coursing with sexual desire! They were urges we didn’t fully understand how to handle. But back then, for the most part, it was dealt with sweetly and politely. It began with holding hands, fingers interlocked, a special shared pleasure. An arm around your girl was almost foreplay. And a kiss on the lips was ecstacy! Sexual progress then was discussed in baseball terms.

    It was in this strange, sexually-charged, physically-repressed summer, that I fell in love with my first real girlfriend. It was both glorious, and agonizing. Lots of petting, abundant with soft sweet flesh – but my girl and I were too afraid to go “too far”. But that first young love, was adoring, worshipful affection – wondrous infatuation, powerful impulses played out awkwardly to the sounds of “He’s So Fine”, “Then He Kissed Me”, “I Will Follow Him”, until sadly, almost inescapably… “Can’t Get Used To Losing You”. Yes, she eventually made me a fool for love – but by then, she had also made me a man. But those amazing, angst-filled first loves my friends and I discovered, with all the wonderful, overwhelming pleasure and pain, were never to be forgotten.

    captive to urges
    woodpecker drums summer stumps
    boys kiss moist red lips

     

    ~ ~ ~

    rob kistner © 2019

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    32AD0E85-B0A5-4D6D-B19A-E51CD04E0C53DAY 1

  • Lady Blue

    …a woman of heart and mind…

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    Lady Blue

    ~

    lady blue is musical magic
    her songs possess timeless wisdom
    rife with truth though sometimes tragic
    they illuminate those who listen

    her songs possess timeless wisdom
    and moments of honest indecision
    they illuminate those who listen
    with the light of her inner vision

    her moments of honest indecision
    uncover beautiful nuggets of life
    while the light of her inner vision
    reveal insights sharp as a knife

    those beautiful nuggets of life
    rife with truth and sometimes tragic
    provide insights sharp as a knife
    lady blue is musical magic

    ~ ~ ~

    rob kistner © 2019

     
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    “A tribute to a truly amazing poet, songwriter, vocalist, musician, composer, and artist! Joni is a genuine treasure of our time.”

    ________________

     

     

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    2.) Seabed Sway
    3.) Flame Of Learning

     

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    32AD0E85-B0A5-4D6D-B19A-E51CD04E0C53DAY 1

  • Lakota

  • It is with great respect that I have posted, in total, this plaintive poem entitled “Lakota”, by the brilliant Joni Mitchell, written as lyrics, to address both a tragedy of geography, the raping of the innocent earth, but also a sorrowful lament for an original people who suffered in this great theft, perpetrated by the arrongant, greedy, imperialistic European invaders, who mindlessly and carelessmly, suppressed a nation of people – and a way of life! I posted this because I love Oregon, and the Lakota were an integral part of the episode of our nation regarding the Oregon trail, and the settling of the Pacific Northwest. I also posted this because I love Joni, and this is a powerful message she delivered. Finally I wrote this to keep the focus on the abysmal treatment of this nation’s first prople. I have included these powerful portraits of the proud, fierce, and beautiful Lakota.

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    Lakota Chieftain

     

    Lakota
    by Joni Mitchell

    ~

    I am Lakota!
    Lakota!
    Looking at money man,
    Diggin’ the deadly quotas,
    Out of balance,
    Out of hand.
    We want the land!
    Lay down the reeking ore!
    Don’t you hear the shrieking in the trees?
    Everywhere you touch the earth, she’s sore.
    Every time you skin her all things weep.
    Your money mocks us.
    Restitution, what good can it do?
    Kenneled in metered boxes
    Red dogs in debt to you!

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    Lakota Sash Wearer
     

    ~

    Lakota
    I am Lakota!
    Lakota!
    Fighting among ourselves.
    All we can say with one whole heart
    Is we won’t sell,
    No we’ll never sell,
    We want the land!
    The lonely coyote calls.
    In the woodlands, footprints of the deer.
    In the barrooms, poor drunk bastard falls.
    In the courtrooms, deaf ears, sixty years!
    You think we’re sleeping–but
    Quietly like rattlesnakes and stars
    We have seen the trampled rainbows
    In the smoke of cars.

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    Lakota Shaman
     

    ~

    I am Lakota!
    Brave,
    Sun pity me.
    I am Lakota!
    Broken,
    Moon pity me.
    I am Lakota!
    Grave
    Shadows stretching.
    Lakota,
    Oh pity me.
    I am Lakota!
    Weak,
    Grass pity me.
    I am Lakota!
    Faithful,
    Rocks pity me.
    I am Lakota!
    Meek,
    Standing water.
    Lakota,
    Oh pity me.

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    Lakota Pride
     

    ~

    I am Lakota!
    Lakota!
    Standing on sacred land.
    We never sold these Black Hills
    To the missile-heads,
    To the power plants,
    We want the land!
    The bullet and the fence, broke Lakota.
    The black coats and the booze, broke Lakota.
    Courts that circumvent, choke Lakota.
    Nothing left to lose.
    Tell me grandfather,
    You spoke the fur and feather tongues,
    Do you hear the whimpering waters
    When the tractors come?
    Sun pity me!
    Mother earth,
    Mother Moon,
    Pity me.
    Father sky,
    Father
    Shadows
    Stretching on the forest floor.
    Mother earth,
    Oh pity me.
    Father sky
    Father grass,
    pity me.
    Mother earth
    Mother Rocks,
    pity me.
    Father sky,
    Father Water,
    Standing in a waken manner –
    Mother earth,
    Oh pity me!

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    Lakota Warrior
     

    ~ ~ ~

    Joni Mitchell © 1988

     
    Initial United States contact with the Lakota during the Lewis and Clark Expedition of 1804–1806 was marked by a standoff. Lakota bands refused to allow the explorers to continue upstream, and the expedition prepared for battle, which never came. A land treaty was signed with the Lakota in 1851 granting the Lakota rights to the grassland plsins and the Black Hills. Nearly half a century later, after Fort Laramie had been built without permission on Lakota land, the Fort Laramie Treaty of 1851 was then negotiated to protect travelers on the Oregon Trail. The Lakota had previously attacked emigrant parties in a competition for resources, and also because some settlers had encroached on their lands. The Fort Laramie Treaty again acknowledged Lakota sovereignty over the Great Plains in exchange for free passage on the Oregon Trail for “as long as the river flows and the eagle flies”. The United States government did not enforce the treaty restriction against unauthorized settlement. Lakota and other bands attacked settlers and even emigrant trains, causing public pressure on the U.S. Army to punish the hostiles. On September 3, 1855, 700 soldiers under American General William S. Harney avenged the Grattan Massacre by attacking a Lakota village in Nebraska, killing about 100 men, women, and children. A series of short “wars” followed, and in 1862–1864, refugees from the “Dakota War of 1862” in Minnesota fled west to their allies in Montana and Dakota Territory. Increasing illegal white settlement after the American Civil War caused war once again. The Black Hills were considered sacred by the Lakota, and they objected to mining. Between 1866 and 1868 the U.S. Army fought the Lakota and their allies along the Bozeman Trail over U.S. Forts built to protect miners traveling along the trail. Oglala Chief Red Cloud led his people to victory in Red Cloud’s War. In 1868, the United States signed the 2nd Fort Laramie Treaty of 1868, exempting the Black Hills from all white settlement forever. Four years later gold was discovered there, and prospectors descended on the area. Again the land was raped, and the Lakota were scattered from their home land.
     

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