”Autumn Breath” by: Jason Limberg
The past few Christmas seasons there’s been evidence of some unhappy reindeer. Jolly old St. Nick’s been hittin’ the rich creamy egg nog hard. This was overheard at reindeer preseason camp.
tired’a draggin’ his lard ass
fool should get a truck
we could then spend Christmas Eve
ruttin’ with some smokin’ cows
rob kistner © 2019
Haha! Fun write.
Thanks Toni… 🙂
Love your playful take!
I am glad Helen… 😉
I think those smoking cows might have different plans! A great laught Rob.
OE, hard to really know the independence of a ladies mind… not as obviously predictable as the male libido… 😉
I enjoyed the wordplay in the title, Rob, and the fun poem!
Glad you did Kim… 😉
More than one way to be in a rut.
Yes indeed Kerry… 😉
This one raised a smile!
Thanks Jae… 🙂
What a laugh! 🙂 🙂
Glad you liked it Vivian!
Ha… yes it’s hard work dragging the fat man around.
But so glad those reindeer put out thd effort… 😉
What fun!
It was Linda… 😉
Santa better be lookin’ over his shoulder – those antlers can do some damage! 🙂
Intrust ty reindeer aren’t militant Margaret — just upset… 🙂
Oh, this made me giggle. Thanks so much I needed it on this grumpy Monday.
You’re most welcome Susie! 😉