Archive for the ‘Limerick’ Category
In Duct’d
Posted by Rob Kistner | Filed under Limerick, Poetry, humor
In Duct’d
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mom’s requests he would always deny
“do I have to” his favorite reply
when asked to do chores
he flew out the doors
shouting “gotta go mom, so good-bye”
his mother had enough of his flack
this chore-time she’d counterattack
to block his escape
she sealed the doors with duct tape
the collision knocked him flat on his back
finally be began to come [...]
Temper, Temper
Posted by Rob Kistner | Filed under Haiku, Image, Limerick, Poetry
You’re still locked in the frikkin’ commode
When we really should be hitting the road
How much time can you take up
While putting on makeup
My damned head is about to explode
Foul words spewing forth
Most certainly he is pissed
Best to avoid him
rob kistner © 2008
